Monday, February 25, 2008

Own Goal

Dear David Beckham's junk,

Go away! Great Jerry Lee Lewis his package is everywhere. As a frequent inter web tube user I don't like going from ESPN (David Beckham junk of the month calender). To CNN (Fed raises interest rate on David Beckhams's abs).

I am terrified to go to bed, what if my mom has replaced my sheets with David Beckhams?

2 comments:

FoOlonG said...

Oh David Beckham..... I would like him between my sheets.

Matt J. said...

"Don't pee on Posh Spice's husband."